Vegtable Chicken

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sexworths:

st-andrei:

#”Clint honey that’s way too big for her” ”she’ll grow into it eventually Tasha” oh oops what was that #oh no #oh I’m not actually sorry #oops

#SOME POINT IN THE DISTANCE FUTURE #CLINT AND NATASHA GOT DRUNK AND FORGET TO USE PROTECTION #AND NINE MONTHS LATER MERIDA CAME ALONG #AND EVERYONE WAS HAPPY #TONY WAS DESIGNING HER A IRON SUIT #NATASHA WAS ACTUALLY SUPER PROTECTIVE LIKE#’SHE IS NOT LEARNING HOW TO KILL A PERSON UNTIL SHE’S NINE’ #’AT LEAST NINE’ #AND CLINT WAS LIKE ‘HONEY THIS IS THE ONLY WEAPON YOU NEED OKAY? DON’T LET ALL THE FANCY TECH FOOL YOU’ #’NOTHING TREATS YOU BETTER THAN A BOW’ #AND STEVE IS LIKE #’YOU TWO ARE THE ACTUAL WORST PARENTS OMG’ #AND THEN BOOM! #LOKI ESCAPED ASGARD #AGAIN #FOR LIKE THE GAZILLIONTH TIME #AND HE WENT TO STEAL SOMETHING FROM SHIELD BECAUSE WHY NOT? #AND MERIDA LIKE #ACCIDENTALLY LATCHED ONTO HIS LEG BECAUSE SHE’S TEETHING AND SHIT #AND LOKI IS LIKE #’WHAT IS THIS SMALL CREATURE DOING? OH MY GOD SHE’S BITING MY LEG GET IT OFF’ #AND HE DROPS HER OFF IN MEDIEVAL SCOTTLAND #AND THE KING IS LIKE #’I DINNA HAVE A CHILD OF ME OWN SO I WILL ADOPT YE’ #AND SHE LOVES BOWS #BECAUSE THEY’RE FAMILIAR AND SHIT #AND SHE DOESN’T WANT TO BE A LADY #SHE WANTS TO BE A BADASS MASTER SPY #BECAUSE IT’S IN HER BLOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Guys,

Disney owns Pixar

And Marvel

As far as I’m concerned, this is legitimately canon.

Source: tugamaggie

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akapine006:

annagarny:

lettiebobettie:

It’s really hard to find a date when you are the single parent of assassin babies that always find their way into terrible trouble….

Awwwww. Babies!!

THIS IS TOO CUTE

Source: lettiebobettie

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Source: steverogerssexual

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Historical Figures in Doctor Who.

Source: tardis-impala

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demonfeathers:

kisu-no-hi:

He is just so so so happy omg I can’t

Of course he’s happy. He’s surrounded by horses.

Source: becausehiddles

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A BANANA SLIPPING ON A PERSON

Source: puramierda-old

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c10ckw0rk:

ascellaleonis:

pondermoofin:

permanentchaos:

dontstartlethewitch:

b0ffin:

greencarnations:

LEGIT JUST ROLLED OFF MY BED LAUGHING SO HARD

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY AND IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY THEN GET OFF THE INTERNET

OH MY GOD SCREAMING.

omg

*snorted*

Forever reblog. :/

My friend asked me what was wrong with me

Source: destructivemusic

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Source: vkxkdid1.blog.me

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lostwiginity:

ohiloveslash:

hiddlesworth’s Midnight in Paris

Looks like undercover Thor and Loki to me.

“This drink, I like it.”
“Just don’t smash it on the ground again. Try to fit in, for Allfather’s sake!”

Source: ohiloveslash

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pillowsandbees: